Ayup, I’m still alive! Barely, but still. And ayup, I’m stealing a bit from South Park. 🙂 Just realized today that I have been doing that bit from the Underwear Gnomes episode:
Step 1: Set a weight loss goal
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Lose weight
This has worked as well for me as the plan worked to make the underwear gnomes fabulously wealthy. As in, it didn’t work. (sigh)
On the plus side, I’m just getting through a bout of diverculitis. I lost 5 pounds doing that. Maybe Step 2 is holes in my intestine?