Do you know the Mountain Man
The Mountain Man?
The Mountain Man!
Yes I know the Mountain Man
Who brings the bags of sweets

Do you hate the Mountain Man?
The Mountain Man?
The Mountain Man!
Do you hate the Mountain Man
‘cuz when he comes I eat…

Damned friggin’ vendors selling big bags of candy, trying to tear down my willpower. I’ve learned, though, that I absolutely cannot get large portions (bags, boxes, etc) of candy, ‘cuz I’ll eat every single one.

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